But now in my dingy apartment I have walls covered with Star Wars posters. I don't even like Star Wars.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I don't really know.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I think the Ienzo was kind of pretentious, because he listened to a lot of indie garbage in the past. If I hear another song about the joys of being unique, I'll destroy the planet.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Does anyone?
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Normally I'd answer "a heart", but I think a philly cheesesteak would fill that quite nicely.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Er, well, I miss my card games with Luxord. He was quite the dealer.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My copy of Dear Diary.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6'2".
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Well, considering I have to work with darkness a lot of the time, I think it would be really inconvenient if I did.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
What the hell is crying?
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Well why would I tell you that?
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
I think Ienzo liked blondes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Haha, what?
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee. Energy drink won't do squat for a telemarketer.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I think I said I want a philly cheesesteak.
19. FAVORITE COLOR(s) OF ALL TIME?
Steel blue all the way.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Xigbar dared me.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Uh, well, I don't know about meaningful. I think that's a heart thing. But... *pulls out straw doll* I think this is the first gift I've ever recieved.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
What part of "no heart" don't you understand?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Not really.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Uh... *looks at coat*
...Who makes these things, anyway?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
6
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Didn't you already ask something like this?
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
I like Tibet. Nice, quiet, and I'm pretty sure they don't play Kingdom Hearts there.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yup. I've been places that don't even exist!
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
STOP ASKING THAT.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Uh, I stood next to Nicolas Cage in line once at the supermarket.
37. FIRST JOB?
Tactician for the Org.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No, but I've gotten some.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? Hahahahahahahaha
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading, really.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
No, but I've performed it. Does that count?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
...My hair is pretty.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I don't even know if I have a birthday, guy.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
WHAT.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, but if you can find a guy named "Zexion", I'd like to meet him.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
*shrug*
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Hell if I remember.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I just use whatever.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
My handwriting is gorgeous, man.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Chicken.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Not that I know of.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
What, why would I be jealous? No heart.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hahaha, would you be friends with a guy who has freaky scars and emo hair? And has a job as a telemarketer?
Didn't think so.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
I'm fine with benefits, as long as you're not worried about me not feeling anything for you.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sort of, since I have no heart, remember?
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I send very nasty letters to people I'm mad at.
58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Considering I was designed by Tetsuya Nomura, I'm pretty close to anorexia. I think I'd like to gain some weight.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Do books count?
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
There used to be twelve.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I don't think so.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Gee, I wonder.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac n' cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hell if I know!
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
...I'm not going through them.
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Heat Vision. Who needs super strength or flight when you could just kill someone by looking at them?
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Bill Nye the Science Guy
69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Kill them?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I like reese's flavored ones.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes, I do.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
No, it's in my kitchen.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
I'm going to take out the garbage so the garbage man can pick it up in the morning.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Probably Tibet.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Not really.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
I'm listening to my damn neighbor kids' music. Pardon me for one second.
*gets up and the faint sound of a broom hitting the ceiling is heard with some swearing*
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Lemonade.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
The pizza guy. He should be here soon.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Ugh. I try not to, but I won't lie when I say I notice their boobs. Just saying.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Read.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Fangirls.
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Fall.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
I like Twix best.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Well... Not really. But me and Luxord were cool with each other.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Steel blue.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue, like everyone else in these games.
87. SHOE SIZE?
12.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Jack in the Box.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Dunno. Never been to one.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Eh, sometimes. Depends on my mood.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
That's half of what I do nowadays. Man, I'm really depressing, and I'm not even emo.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Huh? Uh, Halloween. No need to feel with a heart there.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I play the piano a little bit.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Democrat. I'm all for baby-killing.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Oh my god, what's with all these questions?
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One night stands. No need for feelings there.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Groceries.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
...what?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
my copy of Forgotten Dogma.